February 2012
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I can do a lot with a little
– Santorum (reciting his bedroom motto)
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Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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I just want to go somewhere where my presence is appreciated.
Also, I’m in the freaking shadow. I am annoyed.
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